This is ridiculous.
Sir, let me give you a hint. YOUR DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE WITH YOU 24/7!
Yes, people love animals. And they are much more than pets, beloved members of the family. However.
At the heart of it, they aren't human. They sleep a good deal of the time, and eat a lot less than we do (hint hint). Are they going to be enthralled by your lovemaking? I doubt it. Oh- dog needs a bath? Do it some other time! You deserve to be on your own, because you clearly are not mature enough to be in a relationship.