Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Oh Good Grief

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This is ridiculous.

Sir, let me give you a hint. YOUR DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE WITH YOU 24/7!

Yes, people love animals. And they are much more than pets, beloved members of the family. However.

At the heart of it, they aren't human. They sleep a good deal of the time, and eat a lot less than we do (hint hint). Are they going to be enthralled by your lovemaking? I doubt it. Oh- dog needs a bath? Do it some other time! You deserve to be on your own, because you clearly are not mature enough to be in a relationship.